Happy April. If you have any poo, throw it now!

Remember your parents telling you how easy you have it at school. Back when they were kids, the teacher used to cane them, blah blah blah. This kid will out do them all…Here is a really cool looking wave somewhere warmer than here. I just love it when Apple tops the list of 50 best tech products in PC magazine. This guy is still using his classic Lisa. They say that America is getting fatter, and here is exhibit #1. And finally your honour, I rest my (very fat) case.

I just had a computer tech finally switch over my keyboard mapping to Dvorak at work. I plan to switch over the keys soon on the keyboard and I will be in geeky non-jesus believing heaven… And finally, can you name all the hair-metal bands by just their hair. I may proud to say that I got 9/11.