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With the silly Easter holiday approaching, I thought it important to bring to your attention that one prayer has been answered…Read on.

Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source:

Last year at Easter, I was out on a lovely mountain bike ride at the Zoo, and had it ruined by bus loads of ‘pilgrims’ heading up to the cross. All wishing me ‘God Bless’.Fuck. How to ruin a lovely day in nature…Well this year I have a dislocated shoulder, so HA!!!!I got you good…