Xenu is the secret Scientology doesn’t want out!

It has been a while since I talked about Scientology, and the infamous story of Xenu! The founder of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard made this shit up, packaged it for a price(like any good multi-level marketing scam), and then claimed it was true. So, now it is a secret that must not get out! Too bad the Internet happened… Now Scientology is a laughing stock. It doesn’t help that Tom Cruise is one of it’s leaders! Read the whole thing! It is fucking hilarious! Kind of reminds me of Evil Dead. It was supposed to be a seriously scary horror movie, but it became a cult classic for it’s un-intentioned humour.

Xenu, also Xemu (pronounced /ˈziːnuː/ or /ˈziːmuː/), was, according to Scientology founder (and science fiction writer) L. Ron Hubbard, the dictator of the “Galactic Confederacy” who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. Scientology holds that the essences of these many people remained, and that they form around people in modern times, causing them spiritual harm. Members of the Church of Scientology widely deny or try to hide the Xenu story.

[From Xenu – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia]

He had been quoted many times saying that the best way to make money was to create a religion. Hmm. Coincidence?