Christmas is coming. Time to Blasphemy!

Today we got the first Christmas card of the year featuring the baby Jesus from a religious relative. Here is the saying inside the card.

Praying that the joy of Jesus will be with you as you celebrate His birth. Have a blessed Christmas!

I just get sick when I get this stuff…Being the guy I am, I started thinking about what I should send out for X-mas cards this year.

Normally we try to send out the most generic cards that mention the (vague) holidays and something about the new year(we all seem to celebrate that!). But, there are a few new Flying Spaghetti Monster cards now being sold. If I wasn’t so late every year getting the damn things out in the mail, I may have picked one of the following…

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On one of my favourite sites(www.evolvefish.com), they have a boat load of funny images you can put on t-shirts, stickers, mugs, etc… Here are some of my favs.

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I’ll add some more soon! Good luck living through the next month!

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