Our Capitalist system as defined by George Carlin

George Carlin was a very smart man. And funny as hell. I have enjoyed watching so many of his videos over the years. I saw this image today over on Reddit and thought I would share it. With the economic turmoil going on globally, and the rich not getting any poorer, this quote seems bang on!

Here he is telling it like it really is in America. “The American Dream”…

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Saturday’s Political and Religious Comics of the Week!

I have been spending a bit more time posting funny stuff on Twitter that I find over the week. I understand if you don’t follow me on Twitter( you may have a life…), so I have been saving a few comics, photos, etc… So, on Saturdays I will post the best of them for your enjoyment!
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Hilarious Old School PSAs and George Carlin Quotes

Why are the baby-boomers so damned conservative you ask? It could very well be due to the following hilarious public service announcements fed to them in the 50’s and 60’s! bert2This is what happens when Ad Agencies meet up with governments…Don’t think this doesn’t happen today.

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Google buys the Roman Catholic Church

Good to see that The Onion is not the only source of religious humour! Over at badoozie.com, comes the news that Google has bought the Catholic Church! Oh, if it were only true…

[From GOOGLE Acquires Roman Catholic Church for $1.8bn | Badoozie

In a similar vien, back in February I posted a small video on why prayer is a hoax.(Check it out!). I linked to the site godisimaginary.com. I thought I would bring up the fact that the site itself is an excellent resource for easily rebuking God. They have 50 simple proofs that God is imaginary, i.e.- a fake and religion a fraud.

[From God is Imaginary – 50 simple proofs]

George Carlin said it the best…

Religion convinced the world that there’s an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there’s 10 things he doesn’t want you to do or else you’ll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! …And he needs money! He’s all powerful, but he can’t handle money!

From cectic.com, comes an appearance of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!

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George Carlin Has Died at 71

George Carlin has died of heart failure on Sunday. I have linked to a few of his great videos before, and what better time than right now to do the same. Below is a nice youtube obituary of the king of pushing the envelope! I will add a couple of the videos directly, but give full credit to mashable.com. All the videos, and a nice write up are over there for you to check out!

[From George Carlin: A YouTube Obituary]

Don’t Vote…

Airline Announcements…

At least for George Carlin’s sake, it would sound really lame to say “he is in a better place”…His answer would be. Fuck You! Amongst other things…A great mind that will be missed by yours truly!

Would you believe, if you weren’t brainwashed into believing the bible?

Here is a stand-up comic talking about the Bible. He makes a good point. Would you really believe in the bible and all the crap in there, if you had never heard of it before, and picked it up at the book store for the first time? It is so out there, that if you weren’t fed it at an early age, you would have to think you were in the fiction section…


But the Vatican is trying to recognize that there are a few errors in the Bible at least. They even have an Astronomer…

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Here is George Carlin’s New Rules for 2008(though I haven’t verified if it is really from Mr. Carlin). Most seem pretty good to me!

[From Newsvine – George Carlin’s New Rules For 2008 ]

And lastly, a Fox news reporter suggests it would be OK to assassinate Osama & Obama…

Religion is Bullshit – George Carlin

I know I posted this last year some time, but it is my favorite George Carlin clip, and I thought you may enjoy it…