Dying is bad for the earth. Stop it…

It was only a matter of time before someone figured out that all those chemicals used in embalming is bad for the environment. Can you imagine the size of the casket needed for this lady? Here is a toungue in cheek launch of the newest Apple product, the iRack. A word of warning for those that are about to kill someone…don’t Google it first. If she had only waited a while, like 18-24 months, she may have gotten away with it! And finally, I am so relieved that it has been found that God has been answering my prayers all along…

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Watch out for the squirrels!!!

I just had to start out with a true story about Manchester United. I just love it, too bad I don’t believe in Satan… For those sinners that get caught, just donate some organs, and the State will at least forgive. I feel a storm a brewing on this one…

I really wanted to send this article to my boss, but I don’t think she would buy it… My request for a crazy urinal was also turned down. Damn.

What’s this on my foot doctor? Oh, and while you are looking I have a funny growth on my arm…

As for the squirrels, if you have a problem at your bird feeders, get this. And last but not least, try to get this guy home safe. Good luck!

Where have all the good times gone?

From Friday March 9th,2007

A day after telling my work that I WILL BE taking a couple of days off of work to go see Van Halen when they come to town, I hear that Eddie has checked himself into rehab! Man, am I pissed…I guess he was too. A good lead-in into the truth about a certain green leafy plant... And remember to not trust Science! And here is more proof that scientists want to rain on your parade. Man that sucks… Maybe tomorrow will be a better day!

Science vs. Religion

From Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Here is a funny picture I saw on Digg today. It didn’t take long for the Britney doll to make its appearance. The Vista smack continues, for which I have little sympathy… I can’t believe that I didn’t mention a beautiful thing that happened on Sunday! My brother-in-law should be warned NOT to click the link! Warning to the vegetarians in the audience, actually not even the meat eaters can stomach this one.

Reposting the old iweb blogs

From Monday, February 26, 2007

I have been reading a lot a cool & interesting articles with my favorite news reader, Vienna lately. I am going to try and start adding some news items that I find cool, shocking, and / or interesting.

To start, I am going to set up the blog to do RSS feeds. For the people that just said “what?”, it means that everytime I update the blog, and you are registered for the feed, you will get all the new content, without having to go to the site. You need to have a browser or news reader that supports RSS. Firefox on the Windows side is one of them. And truth be told, you should be using it instead of Internet Explorer. And while I’m at it, go get a Mac! You will never look back…

As some may know, I am an atheist, and sometimes one needs to freshen up on rebuttals. Since we are on the topic, a new documentary by James Cameron is sure raising some eyebrows! Speaking of hype, don’t be a sucker and think for one second that Windows Vista is secure like OSX.

Bye for now!