Capitalism explained accurately by The Onion[NSFW]

I am just as guilty as the rest of consumers. I buy stuff that promises the moon, but ends up sucking ass. Hence, why I get a kick out of ads poking fun at capitalism/consumerism. The Onion has hit a homerun with the video below! It is hilarious. But a word of warning, you probably don’t want to play this one at work. It has some pretty fucking bad language… 😉

*****Damn, the video has been pulled!***** If someone finds it, post a comment or e-mail me, and I’ll add it again.

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Apple releases a Fabulous new Laptop!!!

Have you heard me say before, “I love the Onion!”? Of course you have. Here is a funny video by them at the perfect time…The yearly Macworld event that most Apple fans can’t wait for.

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Stop Evolving Damn You! says Kansas Lawmakers!

The Onion has outdone itself again with this article on the banning of evolution! Hilarious!

The sweeping new law prohibits all living beings within state borders from being born with random genetic mutations that could make them better suited to evade predators, secure a mate, or, adapt to a changing environment. In addition, it bars any sexual reproduction, battles for survival, or instances of pure happenstance that might lead, after several generations, to a more well-adapted species or subspecies.

[From Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source]

I have seen this image many times online before on the major branches of religion and atheism. It is called Occam’s razor. True, so true…

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[Credit to irreligion.org]

On a more serious note, mass extinction is happening at the fastest rate in the earth’s history, according to some researchers. Here is an article on how serious it is…

[From Latest Extinction is the Greatest | Wired Science from Wired.com]

3rd annual bring your daughter to war day

Due to WordPress.com security settings, you will have to click the link below to see Bring your Daughter to War Day…sorry…

Army Holds Annual ‘Bring Your Daughter To War’ Day

And a new comic from Kansas…

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Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money. – George Carlin

Lastly…

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.

Report: 1998 Was Ten Fucking Years Ago

A funny audio report on a “study” that 1998 was ten fucking years ago…I love the Onion

Report: 1998 Was Ten Fucking Years Ago | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source:

Here is a breakdown of the universe on a Science vs. Scientology perspective…

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Mac vs PC vs Linux

Here is a great spoof on the Get a Mac commercials. Enjoy…

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The Onion is one great site. I wish I had the talent to come up with some of the stories they create day in and day out. Check out this story…

You Know What’s Stupid? Everything I Don’t Understand | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source:

Kind of reminds me of another Cectic comic…

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